My day out

Highlights:

1. Staples employee who didn't know brown from yellow.
2. Man at pub: 'Do you think I can get in on a pensioner's ticket? I'll wear a flat cap and make myself smell of wee.'
3. KFC is a gross disappointment when you haven't had it in 8 years.
4. Atmosphere's new album is quality. Very different, but very good.
5. Rock Gardens has the same Elvis statue thing that the Market House used to have. It was confirmed, however, that it is not the same statue, just a matching one.
6. Wasps are bastards.
7. Everyone in graphic design likes swirlies.
8. That van did have its back door open, and it was unnecessary.
9. Lots of birds on the football field. Looked like the remnants of a ticker-tape parade, only made out of seagulls and crows.
10. Somebody at the corner of Bideford and Worle High Street has stolen a Stella umbrella. It looks ridiculous.